• 
  Robert Englund

  Mr. Salk
• 
  Christopher McDonald

  Police Chief Richter
• 
  Patrick Cavanaugh

  Dennis
• 
  Sid Haig

  Sal
• 
  James Marsters

  Les Hackel
• 
  Carole Ruggier

  Doreen Hackel
• 
  Rich Fulcher

  Dummkopf
• 
  Jordan Peele

  Danny

• 
  Darren Darnborough

  Clive
• 
  Alice L. Walker

  Rich Mom
• 
  Kerry Finlayson

  Allison
• 
  Hana Mae Lee

  Chelsea
• 
  David Alen Smith

  Rich Dad (as David Alen Smith)
• 
  John Wuchte

  Dr. Travers
• 
  Jonathan C.K. Williams

  Lead Puppeteer

• 
  Elizabeth Arends

  Puppeteer
• 
  Ross King

  Lloyd
• 
  Danny Montooth

  Lead Puppeteer
• 
  Sohm Kapila

  Victoria (voice)