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  Scott Grimes

  Steve Smith
• 
  Seth MacFarlane

  Stan Smith
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  Wendy Schaal

  Francine Smith
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  Paul F. Tompkins

  Nordstorm Manager (voice)
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  Dee Bradley Baker

  Klaus
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  Jeff Fischer

  Jeff Fischer (voice)
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  David Koechner

  Dick (voice)
• 
  Kevin Michael Richardson

  Billy (voice)

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  Rachael MacFarlane

  Hayley Smith
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  Ignacio Serricchio

  Javier (voice)
• 
  Troy Baker

  The Narrator (voice)
• 
  Steve Talley

  Francis Mallmann (voice)
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  June Diane Raphael

  Suze (voice)
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  Parker Deay

  Piano Player (voice)
• 
  Jillian Bell

  Nadine (voice)

• 
  Alan Tudyk

  Dr. Kalgary
• 
  Casey Wilson

  Trish
• 
  David Sheftell

  Various