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  Lloyd Kaufman

  Elron Randall, an Intellectual
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  John P. Brennan

  Bacon Cheeseburger
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  Catherine Corcoran

  Cara
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  Victor M. Sheely

  Father Mars
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  Zac Amico

  Vaggio
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  Selena Mars

  Ms. Aphrodite Ernie
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  Louisa Ashleigh

  Glass Sky
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  Mickala McFarlane

  Bermuda Ernie

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  Max Husten

  Jack Rockwell, Wayward Boy
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  Amanda Flowers

  Brigitta Lynn
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  Lucille Bignom

  Herself
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  Alyssa Marie C.

  Moth Abacus
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  Sara Kaiser

  Sentinel Ernie
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  Dan Correll

  Ranston Cubicle
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  Jurgen Azazel Munster

  Special Agent Hank Denton

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  Sofe Cote

  Margaret East