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  Ron Jeremy

  Ron
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  Paul Fears

  George
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  John Dugan

  Henry
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  Roy Frumkes

  Mr. Fleck
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  Herschell Gordon Lewis

  Grandpa Canoni
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  Butch Patrick

  Butch
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  Jasmin St. Claire

  Dana
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  Edward X. Young

  Count Cladu

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  Rob Kellum

  Zack
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  Karl L. Sanders

  Ron (as Karl Sanders)
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  Roberto Lombardi

  Tim
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  Scarlet Salem

  Kelly
• 
  Brian Steward

  Goon
• 
  Jonathan Moody

  Ben
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  James Balsamo

  Tony

• 
  Jeff Kim

  George
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  Genoveva Rossi

  Suck-A-Rella
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  Billy Walsh

  Gregor
• 
  Frank Mullen

  Vinny
• 
  Jeffrey J. Scott

  Principal Hesh
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  Ophelia Rain

  Beth
• 
  Vincent Leong

  Mr, Woo
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  Sonya Richards

  Shelly The Vampire
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  Leo Pond

  Leo
• 
  Kevin Crook

  Kevin
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  Mandy Cat Kitana

  Vicky
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  Veronica Freeman

  Elizabeth