• 
  Mel Smith

  regizor

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  Tim Firth

  scenarist

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  Vince Vaughn

  Rick
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  James Cromwell

  Ray Speight
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  Paul Kaye

  Cliff Starkey
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  Terry Alderton

  Bouncer Jonno
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  Bernard Cribbins

  Mutley
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  Alice Evans

  Kerry Speight

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  Imelda Staunton

  Bridget
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  Ian McNeice

  Hugh The Sideburns
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  Meredith MacNeill

  Suzi
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  Marlene Sidaway

  Fifty-year Old Lady
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  Tony Slattery

  Flash Referee
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  David Schneider

  Young Buck Reporter
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  Johnny Vegas

  Trevor

• 
  James Fleet

  Alan the Pipe
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  Stephen Noonan

  The Advert Director
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  Jeff Rawle

  Dennis
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  Kenneth Cranham

  Chairman Collins
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  Mark Dymond

  Kyle Doohan
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  Neil Conrich

  Reporter Dave
• 
  Emma Amos

  Local News Reporter
• 
  Paul Bentall

  Gate Guard (as Paul Bental)
• 
  David Ryall

  Giles Wilton