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  Dustin Diamond

  Oliver Jaffe
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  Charles Durning

  Santa Claus
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  Robert Loggia

  Sheriff Wilson
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  Robert Bogue

  Gary Granite
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  Ken Del Vecchio

  Judge DeMitro
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  Wilson Jermaine Heredia

  Satan
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  Rachael Robbins

  Leslie Van Houten
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  Tony Todd

  God

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  Suzi Lorraine

  Candy Van Houten
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  Deirdre Lorenz

  Carly
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  Dennis L.A. White

  Chris Walker
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  Rich Lounello

  Frank Frisch
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  Melantha Blackthorne

  Susan Van Houten
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  Seregon O'Dassey

  Rosalie Van Houten
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  Jamie White

  Patricia Van Houten