• 
  Fabian Lopez

  Ziggy
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  Vandi Clark

  Ethel
• 
  Richard Houghton

  Mr. D.A.
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  Brian Bogart

  Will
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  Kristen Hodges

  Crystal
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  W.M. Bacon

  Mayor of Weedington
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  Rebekah Nicole Schwartz

  Billie
• 
  Elizabeth Lestina

  Beth

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  Kenny Denton

  Buzz (as Kenneth aka kenny D. Denton)
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  Dominique V. Meyer

  Kevin
• 
  Kiel Williams

  Pogo
• 
  Wesley Davis

  Fred
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  Alexandra Paige Kastner

  Mercury
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  Alicia J. Wood

  Mary Jane / Voice Over
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  Amanda Connelly

  Michelle

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  Nathan Hartley

  Dan 'Redneck' Axel
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  Jamison Green

  Freaky
• 
  Nikki Nash

  Officer Lackey
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  Jared Waller

  Jared
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  Samantha Nicole Davis

  Michelle's Side Kick
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  Christopher Max Hughes

  Will
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  Sarahjoy Mount

  Mercury