• 
  Lloyd Kaufman

  Himself
• 
  Sam Rivas

  Hidalgo
• 
  Chuck Norfolk

  Mama
• 
  Kenneth Andrews

  Barney
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  Howard Calvert

  Nigmare
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  Jamelle Kent

  Nigmor
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  Kerryn Ledet

  Various
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  Corey Fuller

  Dad

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  Elizabeth Redpath

  MJ
• 
  Laurey Allen

  Gypsy
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  Kevin Choate

  The Rapist Lookin' Guy
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  George Aguilera

  Garth
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  Joe Garcia

  T-Shirt Joe
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  Kris Asbeck

  The Panda Cutie
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  Bob Alvarez

  Pizza Guy