• 
  Ryan Prince

  (rumored)
• 
  Michael Lemley

  Billy
• 
  Isaac F. Davis

  The Narrator
• 
  Devin Schmidt

  Miles Thorn
• 
  Jacob Beamer

  Mike the Interviewer
• 
  Matthew Gholson

  Quinland, the Other Professional
• 
  Alex Francavilla

  Jess, the Sleuth
• 
  McKenzie Morrow

  Tina, the Body

• 
  Nicholas Morrow

  Jimmy Danjer
• 
  Corey Pavlosky

  Quinland, the Professional
• 
  Gabe Garcia

  Soul-Crusher, the Idiot
• 
  Daron Faltz

  Thor, the Gangster
• 
  Dylan Burton

  Ramiro, the Cop
• 
  Landon Morrow

  Kevin, the Doorman
• 
  Mike Drumm

  Mike the Interviewer

• 
  Justin Madison

  Joe, the Ex
• 
  Emily Cromis

  Jane, the Ex
• 
  Bill Francavilla

  Jimmy Danjer (Older)
• 
  Madi Ballenger

  Bekah
• 
  John Alden

  Nicholas
• 
  Beth Passburg

  Robin (rumored)