• 
  Nikolai Volkoff

  Himself
• 
  King Kong Bundy

  Dario Dragani
• 
  Helen Campitelli

  Jackie Flannagan
• 
  Doug Layne

  Sonny Graves
• 
  Susanna D'Arcy

  Alicia Botti
• 
  Nadia White

  Daisy Derkins
• 
  Lisa Panzer

  Sister Sensei
• 
  Julie Ann Hamolko

  Sara Tonin

• 
  Bob Kaplan

  Manny Murderously
• 
  Mark Mackner

  Silas Killington
• 
  Rocky Ciarrochi

  Hellter Skelter
• 
  Dave Ferrier

  El Gaucho
• 
  Krystle Ann Griffin

  Sister Slaughter
• 
  Carolyn Dixon

  Sister Stiletto
• 
  Sarah Biemuller

  Sister Spinkick

• 
  Xiola Wuornos

  Raven Madd
• 
  Randall McCann

  Dario Dragani
• 
  Lauren Langley

  Sara Tonin
• 
  Emilyanne Cusato

  Jackie Flannagan
• 
  Echo Endless

  Raven Madd
• 
  Sarah Weber

  Misty Rex
• 
  Quinton J. Alexander

  Narrator
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  Allison Mercier

  Debbie Derkins