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  C.B. Harding

  regizor

• 
  Bear Aderhold

  scenarist
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  Tom Sullivan

  scenarist

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  Larry the Cable Guy

  Larry
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  David Keith

  Sgt. Kilgore
• 
  DJ Qualls

  Everett
• 
  Bill Engvall

  Bill
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  Michael Rose

  Sgt. Major

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  Glenn Morshower

  General
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  Christina Moore

  Karen
• 
  Michael Papajohn
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  Lisa Lampanelli

  Connie
• 
  Lance Arthur Smith

  Sgt. Adams
• 
  Bill Doyle

  colonel
• 
  McKinley Freeman

• 
  Chris Beaty

  Co-Pilot
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  Toby Holguin
• 
  Jimmy Ortega
• 
  Marisol Nichols

  Maria
• 
  Parker Goris

  Bill's Boy
• 
  Shelly Desai

  Fermier
• 
  Tony Perez

  Primar
• 
  Thomas Rosales Jr.

  Bandito Guard
• 
  Rolando Molina

  Barman
• 
  Ed O'Ross

  Victor
• 
  Danny Trejo

  Carlos Santana
• 
  Jeff Dunham

  Amazing Ken
• 
  Lorna Scott

  Woman at Cowboy Frank’s
• 
  Joe Nunez

  Ruben
• 
  Emilio Rivera

  Jorge
• 
  Keith David

  Sgt. Kilgore
• 
  C.B. Harding

  Mailman
• 
  Esteban Cueto

  El Javelina
• 
  Nicholas Guilak

  Luis
• 
  Chris Spencer

  Co-Pilot
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  Amy Powell

  Anchorwoman
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  Joel McKinnon Miller

  Pilot