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  Harry Hamlin

  Godfrey Winters
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  Penn Jillette

  Herbert Blount
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  Missi Pyle

  Herself / Mabel
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  Bree Olson
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  Nestor Carbonell

  Perry
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  Lin Shaye

  Captain Wheeler
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  Marshall Bell

  David
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  Gilbert Gottfried

  Superintendent

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  Adam Rifkin

  Adam Rifkin
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  Scott Winig

  Real Director of Photography
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  Cokey Falkow

  Special efx guy
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  Hayes MacArthur

  Reed
• 
  Jeff Levine

  Uniformed Officer
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  Dave Anthony

  Perp
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  David Chapman

  Assistant Director

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  Teller

  Rudy Nelson