• 
  Alec Owen

  Brent / Brock
• 
  Paul Prado

  Turbeaux
• 
  Larry King

  Handsey
• 
  Nina Hartley

  Dean Pepperstone
• 
  John Francis Daley

  Ernest
• 
  Patton Oswalt

  Chief
• 
  Greg Sestero

  Derek
• 
  Andrew W.K.

  Rip Stick

• 
  Soren Bowie

  Male host
• 
  Jon Salmon

  Nedry
• 
  Maura Murphy

  Bikini Chick
• 
  Ben Gigli

  Samzy
• 
  Christiann Castellanos

  Lady #1
• 
  Michael Rousselet

  Spike
• 
  Katy Stoll

  Female Host

• 
  Olivia Taylor Dudley

  Motherface
• 
  Kelsey Gunn

  Samantha
• 
  Maria Del Carmen

  Candace Buttiker
• 
  Nick Kocher

  Flannel Bro
• 
  Joey Scoma

  Todd
• 
  Michelle Glavan

  Lady #2
• 
  Brian McElhaney

  Turtleneck Bro
• 
  Mike James

  Z.Q.
• 
  Jimmy Wong

  Sizzler
• 
  Brian Firenzi

  Officer Sminkle
• 
  Jessee Foudray

  Chico Cop #1