• 
  James Signorelli

  regizor

• 
  Rodney Dangerfield

  scenarist

• 
  Rodney Dangerfield

  Monty Capuletti
• 
  Joe Pesci

  Nicky Cerone
• 
  Geraldine Fitzgerald

  Monahan
• 
  Candice Azzara

  Rose Capuletti
• 
  Val Avery

  Louie the Bartender
• 
  Taylor Negron

  Julio

• 
  Jeffrey Jones

  Clive Barlow
• 
  Jennifer Jason Leigh

  Allison Capuletti
• 
  Tom Noonan

  Paddy
• 
  Nick Vallelonga

  Singing wedding party guest
• 
  Angela Pietropinto

  Party Mother
• 
  Jeff Gillen

  Bettor
• 
  Arch Johnson

  Vendor at Armory

• 
  Frank Vincent

  Mobster Dressed in Trenchcoat
• 
  Paul Herman

  Bar Owner
• 
  B. Constance Barry

  Browser
• 
  Tony Devon

  Wedding Party Guest
• 
  Tom Ewell

  Scrappleton
• 
  Mary Pat Gleason

  Party Mother
• 
  Jeff Altman

  Bill Jones
• 
  Lili Haydn

  Belinda Capuletti
• 
  Kimberly McArthur

  Ginger Jones
• 
  Frank Simpson

  Father McIntyre
• 
  David Vasquez

  Hector