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  Danny Trejo

  Nino Grande
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  Roddy Piper

  Willy
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  Jena Sims

  Chastity
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  R. Marcos Taylor

  Customer Surveyor
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  Cynthia Rothrock
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  Ron Jeremy

  Himself
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  Michael Dudikoff

  Superboss
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  Richard Grieco

  The Albanian

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  Tommy 'Tiny' Lister

  Superfly
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  Bill Goldberg

  Supervisor
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  Sam J. Jones

  Flash / Man with the Golden Fleece
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  David Lea

  Gang Fighter
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  Jason London

  Lightning Leg
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  Jeremy London

  Superfoot
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  Maryse Ouellet Mizanin

  Macy Does

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  Ernie Reyes Jr.

  Chinaman-Padawan
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  Sean Stone

  Fist
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  Taimak

  Dragon
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  Don 'The Dragon' Wilson

  Master Duck Suck Song
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  Michael Winslow

  The Argonaut
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  Don Frye

  Piper
• 
  Jenny Shakeshaft

  Willy's Date
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  Alexander Wraith

  El Guapo
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  Lindsey Axelsson

  Misty
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  Jason Scott Jenkins

  Pop Locking Boxer
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  Natalie Gal

  Kay Gee Bee
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  Bianca Bree

  Anna-Conda (as Bianca Bree Van Damme)
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  Victor Ortiz

  Manolo
• 
  Rich Lee

  Mister Yakuza Suit / Captain Crunch's Bandana Bandit
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  Sean Whalen

  Looney
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  Tommy Davidson

  Homeless Comic
• 
  Tommy Davidson

  Homeless Comic
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  Jack O'Halloran

  FDA Super Agent
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  Alora Catherine Smith

  Fist's Love Interest
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  Chuck Zito

  FDA Special Agent #1