• 
  Joe Grisaffi

  Mr. Donaldson
• 
  Kerry Beyer

  Michael Harbor
• 
  Nathan Fambro

  Donald the Dumbass Deer
• 
  Alan Ray

  High School Counselor
• 
  Mary Jo Pehl

  Ms. Warren
• 
  Owen Egerton

  Asparagus
• 
  Aaron Alexander

  Sugar Duke (as Aaron Alexander)
• 
  Garrett Graham

  Rancid

• 
  Jeremy Sumrall

  Hard Knox
• 
  Loki D. Wolf

  Hackley 2.0
• 
  Bobbie Ragsdale

  Bobbie
• 
  Ryan Cass

  Intern
• 
  Trey Huguley

  El Matador
• 
  Allen Hackley

  Hackley
• 
  Steven Hugh Nelson

  Party Guest

• 
  Michelle Ellen Jones

  Danielle Peckham
• 
  Russell Kliebert

  Scott
• 
  Aslan Hollier

  Grizzle
• 
  Aaron Walther

  Hyde
• 
  Justin Habersaat

  Rival
• 
  Shelby Graham

  Shelby
• 
  Lauren J Reed

  Plague
• 
  Jimena Vazquez

  Jimena
• 
  Ali Sabzevari

  Waiter
• 
  Randy DeLeon

  Lionel 'the Vinyl' Sulver
• 
  Christy Hinterlong

  Joanie
• 
  Jessie George

  A.J.
• 
  Mariah-Rae Vincent

  Apollonia
• 
  Kathleen Aeschlimann

  Kat
• 
  R.J. Castillo

  Party Guest
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  Raphina Austin

  Cassandra the HR Manager
• 
  Jan Alsgard

  Little Old Lady
• 
  Ardath Clifton

  Little Old Lady
• 
  Jay Bowles

  TJ Plates
• 
  Karen Berry

  Attacker
• 
  Mike Fisher

  Mitre-Saw