• 
  George Armitage

  regizor

• 
  John Cusack

  scenarist

• 
  John Cusack

  Martin Q. Blank
• 
  Minnie Driver

  Debi Newberry
• 
  Dan Aykroyd

  Dl. Grocer
• 
  Hank Azaria

  Steven Lardner
• 
  Joan Cusack

  Marcella
• 
  Pete Antico

  Assassin #3

• 
  Benny Urquidez

  Felix La PuBelle
• 
  Jenna Elfman

  Tanya
• 
  Doug Dearth

  Eckhart
• 
  Michael Cudlitz

  Bob Destepello
• 
  Jeremy Piven

  Paul Spericki
• 
  Steve Pink

  Terry Rostand
• 
  Barbara Harris

  Mary Blank

• 
  Alan Arkin

  Dr. Oatman
• 
  Colby French

  Barman
• 
  Wendy Thorlakson

  Melanie the Waitress
• 
  Belita Moreno

  Mrs. Kinetta
• 
  Ann Cusack

  Amy
• 
  K.K. Dodds

  Tracy
• 
  Lance Gilbert

  Assassin #2
• 
  Mitch Ryan

  Mr. Bart Newberry
• 
  Bill Cusack

  Chelner
• 
  Karmyn Tyler

  Student
• 
  D.V. DeVincentis

  Dan Koretzky
• 
  K. Todd Freeman

  Kenneth McCullers
• 
  Carlos Jacott

  Ken
• 
  Audrey Kissel

  Arlene
• 
  Brian Powell

  Husky Man
• 
  Duffy Taylor

  Ultimart Carl

• 
  Roger Birnbaum

  producător
• 
  John Cusack

  producător
• 
  Susan Arnold

  producător
• 
  Jonathan Glickman

  producător executiv