• 
  Tony Landolfi

  Vinnie
• 
  Adam Gennari

  Hank
• 
  Dan Nemirovsky

  The Ukraine
• 
  John Babatsikos

  Dr. Papadopolous
• 
  Chris Monty

  Hank's lawyer
• 
  Todd Montesi

  Outraged Peorian
• 
  Adam Ginsberg

  Judge
• 
  Brian Hogan

  Davin

• 
  Thomas J. Bellezza

  Der Wienerschnitzel
• 
  Les Degen

  Mayor McDigley
• 
  Anthony Didomenico

  Evil Security
• 
  Edward Malecki

  Larry
• 
  Billy Florio

  Jet Pack Punk / Crime King
• 
  Erin Conroy

  Jillian
• 
  Mike Keegan

  Slim Jim Bob