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  David Barber

  Fat Bloke
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  Gary Bleasdale

  Gary Scouser
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  Kathy Burke

  Perry
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  Martin Clunes

  Terminator
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  Harry Enfield

  Kevin Patterson
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  Sally Faulkner

  Mary
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  Hilda Fenemore

  Old Lady at Bus Stop
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  Jon Glover

  Mr. Cholmondley-Warner

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  Robin Hart

  Rupert Berkeley-Paget
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  Rosalind Knight

  Lady Fotherington Carstairs
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  David McAllister

  Crimesearch Detective (as David MacAlister)
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  Anouschka Menzies

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  Mark Moraghan

  Barry Scouser
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  Louisa Rix

  Kevin's Mum

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  John Stalker

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