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  Darren Lake

  Archie Bishop
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  Martin Ross

  Philip K Longfellow
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  Phil Baker

  Mike Hawk
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  Adam Glanville

  Adam
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  Bert Harkness

  Richard Hawk
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  Briony Eddy

  Lust Effect Girl
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  Cathy McCabe

  Laura Kettle
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  Chelsea-Marie Gall

  Scarlett Foxx

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  Dan Leahy

  Richard Long
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  Daniel Hamilton

  Richard 'Dick' Dickson
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  Dave Craddock

  Prison Guard 2
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  Doc Collins

  Studio Engineer
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  Donna Churcher

  Girl on Boat
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  Ehsan Rastaghi

  Janner on Beach
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  Emma Adams

  Hillary Lamerton-Smythe

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  Gavin Oxley

  Barman
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  Greg McIrvine

  Angry Man
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  Jade Craddock

  Lust Effect Girl
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  Jamie McGrory

  Burglar
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  John Elliott

  Richard Hunter
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  John Sidbotham

  Richard Steynes
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  Jon Haye

  Cross-Dressing Burglar
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  Karen Shilstone

  Fart Boy's Mum
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  Katherine Bassett

  Lust Effect Girl
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  Kerry Kent

  Popcorn
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  Kirsty Hale

  Girl at Bar
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  Kokil Sharma

  Sandra Cox / Sandy
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  Laura Backhouse

  Janner Bird
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  Laura Marshall

  You Have Very Pretty Eyes
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  Lucy Harvey

  Rachael Hoskins / Kirsty
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  Malcom MacGregor

  Old Man Burglar
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  Mark Smalley

  Richard Holder
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  Matt Welman

  Fatty Fart Boy
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  Michael Terry

  Richard Daley
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  Mikey Parkinson

  Roadie
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  Oliver Joy

  Disabled Burglar
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  Patricia Bruen

  Linda Hawk
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  Paul Burt

  Richard Bernstein
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  Paul Gentle

  William Yung / Weepole
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  Paul Hutton

  Prison Guard 1
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  Pete Genepool

  Fart Boy's Dad
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  Rich Silverwood

  Max Willey
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  Richard Haighton

  PC Richards
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  Sarah Whittaker

  Lady Burglar
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  Simon Gardiner

  PC Richardson
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  Stuart Leek

  Brownfinger
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  Tamsin Easterbrook

  2nd Prettiest Girl in Bar
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  Tom Turner

  Richard Payne
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  Toni Clare

  Becky's Girlfriend
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  Zuleika Fray

  Nancy Walker