• 
  Mike Shaffrey

  Dean Kingstom
• 
  Alexis C. Martino

  Lisa Rosenkrautz
• 
  Ben Hausdorff

  Kidnapper
• 
  Frankie Madril

  Brady
• 
  Michael Gmur

  Tim Bryce
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  La'Vel Stacy

  Jason
• 
  Alyssa Kelley

  Beth
• 
  Jake Redlingshafer

  Ken Barbdoll

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  Veronica Warner

  Fabi Frigida
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  Tre Jesse

  Glen Hannity
• 
  Daniel Egan

  Philip Gasnier
• 
  Brad Patocka

  Kidnapper
• 
  Mark Segal

  Congressman Boozer
• 
  Tom Glass

  Professor Luntz
• 
  Dusty Fisher

  Frat Bro

• 
  Alan C. Jones

  Keith Kent Kilpatrick
• 
  La'Vel Stacy

  Jason
• 
  Daniel Ryan Egan

  Philip Gasnier (as Daniel Egan)
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  Marc Segal

  Congressman Boozer
• 
  La'Vel Stacy

  Jason