• 
  Chris Beetem

  Delancy
• 
  Zach Braff

  Rob
• 
  Amy Schumer

  Various
• 
  Jon Dore

  Ted
• 
  Charlotte Ray Rosenberg

  Lucas's date
• 
  Steve Cirbus

  Waiter
• 
  Greta Lee

  Mary
• 
  Stephen Scott Scarpulla

  Lucas

• 
  Aaron May

  Voiceover
• 
  Neil Casey

  Montgomery
• 
  Kurt Metzger

  The Feenster
• 
  Jordyn DiNatale

  Nerd Girl
• 
  Karen Chamberlain

  Teacher
• 
  Alexander Guerrero

  Guitarist
• 
  Lauren Kelly

  Fun Girl

• 
  Nikki Glaser

  Nikki
• 
  Kyle Dunnigan

  Voiceover
• 
  Joe DeRosa

  John