• 
  Joe Hammerstone

  Queue
• 
  Joe Hanrahan

  The Inventor / Clarence the Rat / Himself
• 
  Daniel Irwin

  Patent / Future Person
• 
  William Conklin

  Pitchfork Farmer
• 
  Alex Holzman

  Paramedic #1
• 
  Chris Bruemmer

  Detective
• 
  Dennis Boyd

  Police Sgt.
• 
  Lou Cariffe

  CEO

• 
  Tasha Zebrowski

  Twerker
• 
  Kris Brandt

  Torch Farmer
• 
  Zach Cockrell

  Mace Farmer / Future Person
• 
  Zachary Fry

  Mace Farmer #2
• 
  Hank San German

  Paramedic #2
• 
  Dean Bone

  Police Officer
• 
  Phoenix Davis

  Twerker