• 
  John Fortenberry

  regizor

• 
  Barbara Williams

  scenarist

• 
  Tia Carrere

  Monica Lewis
• 
  Stanley Tucci

  Frank
• 
  Pauly Shore

  Tommy Collins
• 
  Andrew Dice Clay

  unchiul Sal
• 
  Richard Riehle

  Principal Beasely
• 
  Siobhan Fallon

  Heather

• 
  Rick Ducommun

  The Real Frank
• 
  Shelley Winters

  Mrs. Collins
• 
  Michael Reid MacKay

  Steer Shack employee
• 
  Brian Doyle-Murray

  Harry
• 
  Mark L. Taylor

  Russell Cadbury
• 
  Billie Bird

  Rose
• 
  Jay Kogen

  Russell's assistant

• 
  Nick Bakay

  Richard Hertz
• 
  Saemi Nakamura

  Wiener Boy employee
• 
  Charles Napier

  Jed
• 
  Gene LeBell

  Gardian
• 
  Ernie Banks

  Ray
• 
  Richard Edson

  Skeets
• 
  Spike Feresten

  Folk singer
• 
  Efren Ramirez

  Pirate Pete's employee
• 
  Abe Vigoda

  Judge Powell
• 
  Ernie Lee Banks

  Ray
• 
  Richard T. Jones

  Nathan
• 
  Sean Whalen

  Carl Wayne Bishop
• 
  Sharon Barr

  Libby Starling
• 
  Alex Datcher

  Sarah
• 
  Jack McGee

  Murphy