• 
  Nayef Rashed

  Zaki
• 
  Darren Morfitt

  Steve
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  Reece Noi

  Malik
• 
  Lucinda Rhodes-Flaherty

  Police Officer (as Lucinda Rhodes-Flaherty)
• 
  Scot Williams

  Jason Brown
• 
  Ewen MacIntosh

  Nigel
• 
  Sean Cernow

  Duckman
• 
  Daniel Wilkinson

  Unicorn Man

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  Joseph Booton

  CCTV Chief
• 
  Jamie Lee-Hill

  Oompa Loompa
• 
  John May

  Burley Oompa Loompa
• 
  Ziad El-Hady

  Salah
• 
  Jayme Swiftt

  Danny 'Pub Golfer'
• 
  Kristin Atherton

  Sarah
• 
  Harry Reid

  Rickey

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  Duncan Meadows

  Trev
• 
  Neil Bishop

  Leon James (Drunken)
• 
  Steve McCarten

  DCI Cunningham
• 
  Edmund Dehn

  Solicitor
• 
  Tim Clague

  CCTV Assistant
• 
  Chris R. Wright

  Terry
• 
  Sean Pogmore

  D.I. Saunders
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  Laurent Durham

  Bare Naked Lad #1