• 
  Ron Lynch

  General Negligence
• 
  Tom Lyons

  The Secretary of Defense
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  Arron Kinser

  Stealth Fighter Pilot
• 
  Mark Oliver Rylance

  Old Timer #1
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  Yang Miller

  Casey / Ty Small Wood
• 
  Jay Hanna

  Warden
• 
  Colin Scianamblo

  Reverend Pookie
• 
  Nigel Lyons

  Hillbilly

• 
  Nickey Winkelman

  Pregnant / Hot Lady
• 
  Ed Larson

  Head Chef
• 
  Jimmy Mak

  Conductor #1
• 
  Michelle Weiser

  Shelley
• 
  Kasey Cooper

  Shane
• 
  Mike Kolar

  Chef
• 
  Jameson Rogers

  Ticket Agent

• 
  Sandy Irvine

  Old Lady
• 
  Dylan Shelton

  Conductor #2
• 
  Zach Riedmaier

  Dr. Billington
• 
  Drew Ullman

  Agent Charlesworth
• 
  Rusnico Canonigo Jr.

  Office Worker
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  James Myers

  Jones
• 
  Evelyn Troutman

  Darlene
• 
  Mitch Rose

  Ranger Danger
• 
  Dustin Meadows

  Santa Claus
• 
  James Adomian

  The President
• 
  Lehr Beidelschies

  Young Ty
• 
  Briscott Stevenson

  Jeff Tuck
• 
  Nick Vatterott

  General's Assistant
• 
  Jackie Zebrowski

  Tammy
• 
  Justin Wood

  PEN15 Technician
• 
  Nick Turner

  Tom Puncher
• 
  Lauren Bowman

  Young Janine
• 
  C. Michael Close

  Dick Head Censor
• 
  Kasey Cooper

  Shane