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  Elvis Presley

  Himself (archive footage)
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  Charles Chaplin

  el însuși (arhivă)
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  Walt Disney

  Himself (archive footage)
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  Buzz Aldrin

  Himself (archive footage)
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  Neil Armstrong

  Himself (archive footage)
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  John F. Kennedy

  Himself (archive footage)
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  Richard Nixon

  Himself (archive footage)
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  Theodore Roosevelt

  Himself (archive footage)

• 
  Tyler Meyer

  Robosharkus (voice)
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  Steve Grothaus

  Mr. Hiker (voice)
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  Dennis Meyer

  Phone Cop (voice)
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  Barack Obama

  Himself (archive footage)
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  P.J. Woodside

  Nana (voice)
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  Michael Haberfelner

  Evil Man Doctor (voice)
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  Pope Francis

  Himself (archive footage)

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  Felicia Stewart

  Evil Pharmacist (voice)
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  Merrie Ertel

  Mother Hiker (voice)
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  Stephan Meyer

  Flame Head (voice)
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  William Meyer

  Angsty Teen (voice)
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  Michelle Cornelius

  Marie (archive footage)
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  Rich Shevchik

  Angry Old Guy (voice)
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  Dennis Daniel

  (rumored)
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  Luiza Dutkiewicz

  Marguerite (archive footage)
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  Gene Cornelius

  Jacques (archive footage)
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  Jessica Moore

  Heather (voice)
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  Justine Moore

  Marguerite (voice)
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  Ryan Maurits

  Burt (voice)
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  Corina Vishnetti

  Nightmare Woman #1 (archive footage)
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  Joe Maurits

  Dr. Jenkins (voice)