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  Kevin Smith

  Kevin
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  Jason Mewes

  Jay
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  Gina Carano

  Carrie
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  Teri Hatcher

  Gina Williams
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  Judd Nelson

  Miscreant
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  Casper Van Dien

  Tim
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  Dean Cain

  Dean
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  Danny Trejo

  Danny

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  Vinnie Jones

  Vinnie
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  Stan Lee

  Stan
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  Matt Willis

  Anthony Costalino
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  Nick Nicotera

  Esteban
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  Mickey Gooch Jr.

  Detective Arnold
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  Melissa Messina

  Party Guest
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  Zach Galligan

  Director / Zach / Kevin Smith's Lawyer

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  Edmund Kingsley

  Harold
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  Ava West

  Chloe
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  Brian O'Halloran

  Brian
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  Blake Harrison

  Oliver
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  David Dastmalchian

  Hernando
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  Jaime Camil

  Fernando
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  Esther Anderson

  Police Chief Anderson
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  Harley Quinn Smith

  Harley