• 
  Dave McKean

  regizor

• 
  Dave McKean

  scenarist

• 
  Stephanie Leonidas

  Helena / Anti-Helena
• 
  Gina McKee

  Joanne
• 
  Jason Barry

  Valentine
• 
  Victoria Williams

  Nurse
• 
  Andy Hamilton

  Small Hairy
• 
  Lenny Henry

  Cops 1-4

• 
  Dora Bryan

  Aunt Nan
• 
  Stephen Fry

  Librarian
• 
  Stuart St. Paul

  Ticket Buyer
• 
  Kate Robbins

  Female Giant/Mrs. Shoe-Thing/Chicken
• 
  Eryl Maynard

  Mrs. Bagwell
• 
  Rob Brydon

  Morris Campbell/Prime Minister
• 
  Robert Llewellyn

  Gryphon

• 
  Simon Harvey

  Sphinx
• 
  Eve Pearce

  Future Fruit Lady
• 
  Rick Allen

  Man In a Box
• 
  Nik Robson

  Pingo / Bing (as Nik Robinson)