• 
  Burt Young

  Lt. Palumbo
• 
  Tony Danza

  Pony Lambretta
• 
  Twink Caplan

  Hooker #1
• 
  Salvatore Antonio

  Pony Lambretta
• 
  Jamie Farr

  Studsky
• 
  Jimmie Walker

  Parks the Pusher
• 
  James Donald

  Narator
• 
  John Byner

  Len 'Hatch' Hatchington

• 
  Gavin MacLeod

  Lt. Nojack
• 
  Don Adams (I)

  Narator
• 
  Liz Torres

  Mrs. Palumbo
• 
  Harriet Medin

  Great Lady
• 
  Richard Deacon

  Mr. Burnice
• 
  Mason Adams

  Willie the Wino
• 
  Victor Buono

  Chief Ironbottom

• 
  Artie Kane

  departament sunet
• 
  John F. Schreyer

  montaj
• 
  Douglas S. Cramer

  producător
• 
  Aaron Spelling

  producător
• 
  E. Duke Vincent

  producător