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  Bruce Campbell

  regizor

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  Mark Verheiden

  scenarist

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  Adam Boyd

  Tiny
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  Bruce Campbell

  Bruce Campbell
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  Ellen Sandweiss

  Cheryl
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  Dan Hicks

  Dirt Farmer
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  Steve Carlson

  Hank
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  Ted Raimi

  Mills Toddner/Wing/Sign Painter

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  Jeff Hunter

  Disinterested Townie
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  Mike Richardson

  Studio Shemp
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  Ben L. McCain

  Mayor
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  Timothy Patrick Quill

  Frank
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  Kurt Rauf

  Cinematographer
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  Michael Kallio

  Hack Director / Annoyed Townie (as Mike Kallio)
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  Logan Martin

  Clayton

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  Grace Thorsen

  Kelly Graham
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  Taylor Sharpe

  Jeff
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  Ali Akay

  Little Debbie
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  Ariel Badenhop

  Big Debbie
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  James J. Peck

  Guan-Di
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  Jen Brown

  Petra