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  Ken Davitian

  Boris the Butcher
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  Todd Lowe

  Keith
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  David Sheehan

  Narrator
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  Renée Taylor

  Eunice
• 
  George Thomas

  Agent
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  Howard Brodsky

  Paul
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  Robb Conner

  Auditioner
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  Guistina Chirco

  Hollywood Blonde / Tina

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  Melanie Coote

  Hollywood Blonde / Audtioner
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  Brooke Forbes

  Natasha
• 
  Drue Delio

  Go Natasha Go Dancer
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  Heath Michaels

  Vinny
• 
  Kristie Rose

  Hollywood Blonde / NewsReporter
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  Tabitha Deptula

  Bella
• 
  Bobbie Bullet

  Agent 2