• 
  Alex Lukens

  Chuck
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  Emmanuel Cervantes

  Officer Martinez
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  David Downham

  Reporter
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  Brad Zink

  Mr. Cassidy
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  Joe Bachan

  Jonah
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  Brandon Edging

  Santa Claus / Officer Caution
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  Charles Samuelson

  Richie
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  Richard Hackel

  Dr. Herbert Cain

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  Tyler Roos

  Samuel
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  Travis Mikels

  Johnny on the Spot / Janitor
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  Evan Howard

  Neighbor's Son
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  Alyssa Benner

  Maddie
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  Kelly Meyer

  Robin Cain
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  Dominic Crawford

  Willem
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  Georgia Crawford

  Neighbor's Daughter

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  Asia Rain

  Mary Beth
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  Miranda Howard

  Sandy Summers
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  Linda Crawford

  Neighbor's Wife
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  Andrew Sweeney

  News Anchor
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  Sean Jones

  Mouth
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  Travis Manners

  Glenn
• 
  Holly McGraw

  Jinny
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  Phil Bontrager

  Quincy
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  Dave Butcher

  Police Officer
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  Kaveh Akbar

  Protester #1
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  Colvin Mann

  Neighbor
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  Chris Copenhaver

  Drugan
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  Allie Grimler

  Jen (voice)
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  Johnny Sommer

  Lecture Hall Nerd
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  Georgia Crawford

  Neighbor's Daughter