• 
  Emily Roche

  Beautiful Blonde
• 
  Arin Hanson

  Main Dick Elder
• 
  JM Rodriguez

  Light Dancer
• 
  Tony Sre

  Slam Trooper
• 
  Ross O'Donovan

  Dick Elder
• 
  Barry Kramer

  Dick Elder
• 
  Brian Wecht

  Ninja Brian / Turtleneck Citizen
• 
  Dan Avidan

  Danny Sexbang

• 
  Maxine Hupy

  Lead Light Dancer
• 
  Emily Chamberlain

  Light Dancer
• 
  Mark Edward Fischbach

  Newscaster (as Mark Fischbach)
• 
  Kevin Abernathy

  Dick Elder
• 
  Michael Starr

  Main Dick Elder (voice)
• 
  Morgan Quinn

  Light Dancer
• 
  Andrew Diolata

  Light Dancer