• 
  Brad Quinn

  Damage
• 
  Shawn Schminke

  Cokefaced Homeless Guy
• 
  Rob Merritt

  Roger
• 
  Alicia Hepker

  Sister Miranda
• 
  Troy Wells

  Bootleg
• 
  Melanie Wells

  Sister Olivia
• 
  Brian Tanner

  Zane
• 
  Shawn Beta

  Dodds

• 
  Ashley Gonzalez

  Ratt
• 
  Ben Lafayette

  Talking Homeless Guy
• 
  Meg Norris

  Normal Nun
• 
  Brandon M. Dean

  Billy Blowface
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  Charlie Von Presley

  Officer Anderson
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  Shawna Goettsche

  Sister Agatha
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  Ausi Nicol Slaybaugh

  Dancing Nun