• 
  Uwe Boll

  regizor

• 
  Uwe Boll

  scenarist

• 
  Zack Ward

  Dude
• 
  Dave Foley

  Uncle Dave
• 
  Erick Avari

  Habib
• 
  Chris Coppola

  Richard
• 
  Michael Benyaer

  Mohammed
• 
  Jackie Tohn

  Faith

• 
  Dan Clarke

  Window Washer
• 
  Brent Mendenhall

  George W. Bush
• 
  Lindsay Hollister

  Recorder
• 
  Melanie Papalia

  Nasira
• 
  Merik Tadros

  Nabi
• 
  Michael Paré

  Panhandler
• 
  Colin Foo

  Ticket Holder

• 
  J.K. Simmons

  Candidate Welles
• 
  Michaela Mann

  Jenny
• 
  Holly Eglington

  Karen
• 
  Mike Dopud

  Security Guard #1
• 
  Christine Lippa

  TV Host #1
• 
  Bill Mondy

  Mob Leader
• 
  Paulino Nunes

  Asif
• 
  Geoff Gustafson

  Morning Show Host
• 
  Carrie Genzel

  Reporter Gayle
• 
  Samir El Sharkawi

  Tariq
• 
  Steffen Mennekes

  Ass-Kissing Employee
• 
  Ralf Moeller

  Officer John
• 
  Jonathan Bruce

  Harry the Wheelchair Guy
• 
  Tony Alcantar

  Angry Man
• 
  Brock Johnson

  Creepy Masturbating Guy
• 
  Michael Eklund

  Disgruntled Man
• 
  Richard Ian Cox

  Coffee Customer
• 
  Lorielle New

  Starr
• 
  Reese Alexander

  Ofiţer de poliţie
• 
  Daniel Boileau

  Cooter
• 
  Chris Spencer

  Officer Greg
• 
  David Huddleston

  Peter
• 
  Mike Antonakos

  Azeem
• 
  Ed Anders

  Security Guard #2
• 
  Rick Hoffman

  Mr. Blither
• 
  Larry Thomas

  Osama Bin Laden
• 
  Verne Troyer

  Verne Troyer