• 
  Greg Beeman

  regizor

• 
  Scott Alexander

  scenarist
• 
  Larry Karaszewski

  scenarist

• 
  William Katt

  Ben Healy
• 
  Justin Chapman

  Junior Healy
• 
  Sherman Howard

  Scoutmaster Phlim
• 
  Carolyn Lowery

  Dr. Gray
• 
  Eric Alan Edwards

  Murph / Bertha

• 
  Jacqueline Obradors

  Conchita
• 
  Gilbert Gottfried

  Dr. Peabody
• 
  Joshua Gibran Mayweather

  Biff
• 
  Jack Warden

  Big Ben
• 
  Ellen Albertini Dow

  Lila Duvane
• 
  Eric Edwards

  Murph/Bertha
• 
  Rance Howard

  The Janitor

• 
  Jake Richardson

  Blade
• 
  Marianne Muellerleile

  Miss Hicks
• 
  Monique Gabrielle

  The Blonde