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  David Seltzer

  regizor

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  David Seltzer

  scenarist

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  Tom Hanks

  Steven Gold
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  John Goodman

  John Krytsick
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  Sally Field

  Lilah Krytsick
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  Charles David Richards

  Maitre D'
• 
  Damon Wayans

  Percy
• 
  Susie Essman

  Lilah's Hairdresser

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  Max Alexander

  Mister Ball
• 
  Mark Rydell

  Romeo
• 
  Paul Mazursky

  Arnold
• 
  Kim Greist

  Madeline Urie
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  Katie Rich

  Eve
• 
  Mike Starr

  Man with Bullhorn
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  Casey Sander

  Ernie the Bartender

• 
  George McGrath

  Singing Nun
• 
  Taylor Negron

  Albert Emperato
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  Candace Cameron Bure

  Carrie
• 
  Ángel Salazar

  Rico
• 
  Cameron Thor

  Audience Participants and Hecklers
• 
  Jimmy Brogan

  Younger Clergyman
• 
  Joycee Katz

  Joycee
• 
  Pam Matteson

  Utica Blake
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  George McGrath

  Singing Nun (as George Michael McGrath)
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  Barry Neikrug

  Krug
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  Mac Robbins

  Billy Lane