• 
  Carmen Argenziano

  Abe Weinstein
• 
  Ed Begley Jr.

  Bert
• 
  Tom Dahlgren

  Playwright
• 
  Kristen Anacker

  Complimenting Patron
• 
  Donna Hardy

  Complaining Patron
• 
  Nicholas Guest

  Matthew
• 
  Dana Lustig

  The Last Monologist
• 
  Leo Rossi

  Brian

• 
  Bruce Kirby

  Milton Mandler
• 
  Andy Comeau

  Scene Student
• 
  James Handy

  James
• 
  Robert Costanzo

  Peter Watki
• 
  Jeff Seymour

  Steve Maletti
• 
  Joe Spano

  Lou
• 
  Jeffrey F. January

  Portar

• 
  J.C. MacKenzie

  John
• 
  Ken Lerner

  Saul Slobin
• 
  Marcy Lafferty

  Martha (as Marcy Lafferty Shatner)
• 
  Bill Elliot

  Phil
• 
  Hal Harrison

  Heart Attack Student
• 
  Kevin Hunt

  Kevin
• 
  Len Lesser

  Al
• 
  Mike Monahan

  Student
• 
  Shelly O'Neill

  Suzy
• 
  Magda Rivera

  Carmen
• 
  Rick Star

  Stage Manager
• 
  Suzanne Wouk

  Donna

• 
  Richard Crudo

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