• 
  Ray Cooney

  regizor
• 
  John Luton

  regizor

• 
  Danny Dyer

  John Smith
• 
  Denise Van Outen

  Michelle Smith
• 
  Sarah Harding

  Stephanie Smith
• 
  Barry Cryer

  Busker
• 
  Ben Cartwright

  D. S. Troughton
• 
  Christopher Biggins

  Bobby Franklin

• 
  Christopher Sweeney

  Police Officer
• 
  Cliff Richard

  Busker
• 
  Ian Cullen

  Cameo
• 
  Jeffrey Holland

  Dick Holland
• 
  Judi Dench

  Bag Lady Cameo
• 
  Kellie Shirley

  Susie Browning
• 
  Lionel Blair

  Cyril

• 
  Louise Jameson

  Cameo role
• 
  Louise Michelle

  Frances
• 
  Neil Morrissey

  Gary Gardner
• 
  Nicholas Le Prevost

  D. S. Porterhouse
• 
  Nick Wilton

  Taxi Driver
• 
  Richard Briers

  Cameo role
• 
  Rolf Harris

  Busker
• 
  Yvonne Quenet

  Cameo
• 
  Derek Griffiths

  PC Pulford
• 
  Carli Norris

  WPC Matthews
• 
  Sarah Harding

  Stephanie Smith
• 
  'Trixie' Dehaan

  Bag lady's dog

• 
  Graham Fowler

  producător
• 
  James Simpson

  producător
• 
  Nigel Goldsack

  coproducator
• 
  Vicki Michelle

  producător executiv