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  Mark Crowdy

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  Craig Ferguson

  scenarist

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  Grace Trevethyn
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  Tchéky Karyo

  Jacques Chevalier
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  Matthew
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  Martin Clunes

  Dr. Bamford
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  Jamie Foreman

  China MacFarlane

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  Valerie Edmond

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  Jay Benedict

  Master of Ceremonies
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  Paul Brooke

  Charlie
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  John Fortune

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  Bill Bailey

  Vince
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  Dean Lennox Kelly

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  Mark Crowdy

  Presenter #2

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  Clive Merrison

  Quentin Rhodes
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  Denise Coffey

  Mrs. Hopkins
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  Trevor White

  Wally
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  Ken Campbell

  Sgt. Alfred Mabely
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  Phyllida Law

  Margaret Sutton
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  Tristan Sturrock

  Harvey
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  Leslie Phillips

  Rev. Gerald Percy
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  Bill Weston

  John Trevethyn
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  Bill Bailey

  Vince
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  Linda Kerr Scott

  Diana
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  Diana Quick

  Honey