• 
  Scott Alexander

  regizor

• 
  Larry Karaszewski

  scenarist

• 
  Danny DeVito

  Grover Cleaver
• 
  Lochlyn Munro

  Officer Richardsen
• 
  Norm MacDonald

  Willard Fillmore
• 
  David Chappelle

  Rusty P. Hayes
• 
  D. Harlan Cutshall

  Sharpshooter
• 
  Elaine Stritch

  Miss Crock

• 
  Malcolm Stewart

  Roger
• 
  Sherman Hemsley

  Chip Oswald
• 
  Daniel Benzali

  Detective Tom Dewey
• 
  Camille Sullivan

  Flower Shop Clerk
• 
  Maria Arcé

  Waitress
• 
  Tom Heaton

  Morgue Janitor
• 
  Brent Butt

  Buddy

• 
  Ken Kirzinger

  Poliţist
• 
  Mark Acheson

  Mr. Kettle
• 
  Sarah Silverman

  Hillary
• 
  Joanna Piros

  National Anchorwoman
• 
  Robert Moloney

  Vice President
• 
  Shawn Macdonald

  Dane
• 
  Dee Jay Jackson

  Garbage Man
• 
  April Telek

  News Reporter
• 
  Lorena Gale

  Angry Momma
• 
  Lloyd Berry

  Willard's Uncle
• 
  Brian Arnold

  News Anchorman
• 
  Tygh Runyan

  Cussing Guy
• 
  Samantha Ferris

  Local Anchorwoman
• 
  Dave Chappelle

  Rusty P. Hayes
• 
  Anthony Harrison

  Buddy
• 
  Lorenzo Campbell

  Tito
• 
  Brent Chapman

  Dane
• 
  Kelly Fiddick

  Dane
• 
  Brian Jensen

  Dane
• 
  Helena Yea

  Aunt Mabel