• 
  Eugene Clark

   Commander Stern
• 
  Mark McKinney

   Chair
• 
  Gerry Mendicino

   Manny
• 
  Dan Beirne

   Philip
• 
  Amy Matysio

   Penny
• 
  Becky Johnson

   Deb 1, 2 & 3
• 
  Rob Baker

   Chair's Real Form
• 
  Eddie Della Siepe

   Cafe Jerk

• 
  Ali Momen

   Pardeep
• 
  Mark Little

   Ken
• 
  Kayla Lorette

   Orson Ooze
• 
  Scott Ryan Yamamura

   John (as Scott Yamamura)
• 
  James Gangl

   Zach the Misogynist
• 
  Kyle Dooley

   Moon Monster
• 
  Matty Burns

   Fro Yo Ely