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  Stephen Colbert

  Chuck Noblet
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  Paul Dawson

  Paul
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  Paul Dinello

  Geoffrey Jellineck
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  Roberto Gari

  Guy Blank
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  Susan Gordon-Clark

  Mrs. Downes (as Susan Gordon Clark)
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  Greg Hollimon

  Principal Onyx Blackman
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  Jenna Lamia

  Poppy Downes
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  Orlando Pabotoy

  Orlando Pinatubo

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  Mitch Rouse

  Officer Savillion
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  Deborah Rush

  Sara Blank
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  Amy Sedaris

  Jerri Blank
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  Larc Spies

  Derrick Blank
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  Sarah Thompson

  Popular Girl #1
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  Sarah Thyre

  Coach Cherri Wolf
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  Audrey Owen Bates

  Cody (as Audrey Owen)