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  Seth MacFarlane

  regizor

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  Wellesley Wild

  scenarist
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  Alec Sulkin

  scenarist
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  Seth MacFarlane

  scenarist

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  Mark Wahlberg

  John
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  Seth MacFarlane

  Ted (voce)
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  Amanda Seyfried

  Samantha
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  Bill Smitrovich

  Frank

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  Bobby Moynihan

  Bobby Moynihan
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  Giovanni Ribisi

  Donny
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  Jay Leno

  Jay Leno
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  Jay Patterson

  Karl Jackson
• 
  Jessica Barth

  Tami-Lynn
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  Jessica Szohr

  Allison
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  Jimmy Kimmel

  Jimmy Kimmel

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  Tom Brady

  Tom Brady
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  Taran Killam

  Taran Killam
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  Sebastian Arcelus

  Dr. Ed Danzer
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  Sam J. Jones

  Sam Jones
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  Ron Canada

  judecător
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  Patrick Stewart

  narator
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  Nana Visitor

  agent adopţii
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  Morgan Freeman

  Patrick Meighan
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  Michael Dorn

  Rick
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  Maggie Geha

  infirmieră
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  Liam Neeson

  client
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  John Carroll Lynch

  Tom Jessup
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  John Slattery

  Shep Wild
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  Kate McKinnon

  Kate McKinnon
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  Dennis Haysbert

  doctor
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  Craig Ricci Shaynak

  tipul orb
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  Cocoa Brown

  Joy
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  Patrick Warburton

  Guy
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  William Xifaras

  Boston Guy
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  Lexi Atkins

  Waitress
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  Martin Klebba

  Chucky
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  Richard Schiff

  Steve
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  Jenny Robinson

  Cake / Chandelier girl #5
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  Susan Garibotto

  Woman at Diner
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  Cassidy Neal

  Ted's Attorney
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  Joseph Aviel

  Courtroom Observer
• 
  Kimberly Howe

  Wedding Guest

• 
  Seth MacFarlane

  producător
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  Joseph J. Micucci

  producător
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  Jason Clark

  producător
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  John Jacobs

  producător
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  Michael Barrett

  imagine
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  Cindy Evans

  costume
• 
  Jeff Freeman

  montaj
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  Walter Murphy

  coloană sonoră
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  Stephen J. Lineweaver

  design de producţie
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  Kyra Friedman Curcio

  decoruri