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  Mat Fraser

  Sealboy
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  Joe Coleman

  The Medicine Man
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  Julie Atlas Muz

  Julie
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  Stormy Leather

  Roxy
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  Arthur Aulisi

  Clyde
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  Adam Krandle

  Evil hate Monkey
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  Matt Parker

  Tenor Saxophonist
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  Carla Rhodes

  Herself

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  Cara Brennan

  Cherry Poppers
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  Oakley Boycott

  Squishy
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  James Habacker

  Mr. Choade
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  Cecil Sinclaire

  Himself
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  Minx Arcana

  Cabaret Audience Member
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  Jillian McManemin

  Linda
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  Todd Beers

  Paul

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  Camille Habacker

  Ms. McGuffin
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  Veronica Habacker

  Pandora
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  Lincoln Habacker

  Boy in a Cage
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  Ula Uberbusen

  Scarlet
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  Lefty Lucy

  Kitty