• 
  Rob Schneider

  Rinky-Dink-Dink (voce)
• 
  George Segal

  Mayor Nick Dixon
• 
  Lesli Margherita

  Janet Dixon
• 
  Crystal Scales

  Abby Jones
• 
  Laura San Giacomo

  Mrs. Robinson
• 
  Christine Ebersole

  Pat Dixon
• 
  Rodney Dangerfield

  Rat-A-Tat-Tat
• 
  Wayne Brady

  Sly, The Electric Piper

• 
  Rodney Saulsberry

  Mr. Jones

• 
  John Newland

  sound department