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  Amber Coyle

  Marilyn Monroe
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  Joe Estevez

  Himself
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  Hank Friedmann

  Himself / Chaplin's Employee (as Hank Friedman)
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  Ralph Lucas

  James Dean
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  Dee Thompson

  Himself
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  Gregg Turkington

  Himself
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  Mark Proksch

  Chico Marx
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  Tim Heidecker

  Himself

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  Zac Holtzman

  Dr. San
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  Brian Granillio

  Himself / Drummer
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  Manuel Giusti

  Himself
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  Phoebe Bottoms

  Herself / Ant-head
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  Billy Bottoms

  Himself / Ant-head
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  Matt Olson

  Himself / Ant-head
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  Eliana Ceniceroz

  Herself / Four-head

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  Tom Cruise Jr.

  Himself