• 
  Peter Collinson

  regizor

• 
  Michael Caine

  Charlie Croker
• 
  Noel Coward

  Mr. Bridger
• 
  Benny Hill

  Profesorul Simon Peach
• 
  Rossano Brazzi

  Beckerman
• 
  Henry McGee

  Tailor
• 
  Tony Beckley

  Freddie
• 
  George Innes

  Bill Bailey

• 
  Irene Handl

  Miss Peach
• 
  Timothy Bateson

  Dentist
• 
  Raf Vallone

  Altabani
• 
  John Forgeham

  Frank
• 
  Fred Emney

  Birkinshaw
• 
  Robert Powell

  Yellow
• 
  John Clive

  Garage Manager

• 
  Valerie Leon

  Receptionist, Royal Lancaster
• 
  John Le Mesurier

  Governor
• 
  Margaret Blye

  Lorna
• 
  Michael Scott

  Charlie Croker
• 
  Frank Kelly

  Prisoner in cell
• 
  Arnold Diamond

  Senior Computer Room Official
• 
  Stanley Caine

  Coco
• 
  Barry Cox

  Chris
• 
  Graham Payn

  Keats
• 
  Michael Standing

  Arthur