• 
  Anthony Marble

  Detective
• 
  Tim Blake Nelson

  Don Quixote
• 
  Ann Mahoney

  Janelle
• 
  Brandon Stacy

  Ferdi
• 
  Ankur Bhatt

  Kamil
• 
  Darcel White Moreno

  Dotty
• 
  Lucy Faust

  Lucinda
• 
  Jason Kirkpatrick

  Big Mike

• 
  Morgan Roberts

  Carl
• 
  Dave Davis

  Trout
• 
  Sam Malone

  Worker
• 
  Kristin Daniel

  Nikki
• 
  Jacob Batalon

  Sancho Panza
• 
  Natalie Boyd

  Brittany
• 
  Roy Blount Jr.

  Narrator

• 
  Criss Green

  Shrimp boot bar patron